Meet my friend, BOB

BOB is a congressman. BOB is very unlucky. BOB lives in a dangerous city.


The point of the game is to find a way to save BOB from the above users way of killing BOB, and then kill himyour self.


EXAMPLE:

me: i spear bob

bakura kakashi: you speared BOB's cousin, ROB. I blow up bob.



and so on...

ill start

I throw BOB off a cliff

I use a trampoline to save Bob, then take it away when he comes back down.

SPLAT!

My hill - oh wait...

I catch him then drill a hole in his head! lol

you for got the batteries at home.

i burn bob

I extinguish it with my hose pipe, I stab BOB

He happens to have kelvar armour on, so I use Redeemer. Pwned!

Your redeemer powers don't work, I push him into a lake he downs...

I gave him Zora Tunic. Then I get the Giant's Sword and break it INSIDE him! Ouch!
My hill. Oops...

I remove it with surgery and then cut his head off.

He becomes a zombie so I hire the Resident Evil guys who take the b**** down!

HOW is Bob unlucky if he's survived through all of this?

he become a non zombie and the guy doesnt kill him.

i blow up bob.

Meh, no point in kicking a dead horse...

BLOOD TIME!!!

I rip out his spinal cord, all his vital organs, hire a vampire to suck him dry, burn him, extinguish him, then I put the burnt soggy mess into a blender, and put in on the highest power. Then when THAT'S done I give him to my dog and watch it eat him.

How's he going to survive THAT, b****?

that wasnt BOB, that was ROB lol. :O

i throw him into a black hole.

Before you were going to wrip out his guts and all that, an ambulance runs u over and takes him to the nearest hospital.

Unfortunately for him, i was the docter and:

I rip out his spinal cord, all his vital organs, hire a vampire to suck him dry, burn him, extinguish him, then I put the burnt soggy mess into a blender, and put in on the highest power. Then when THAT'S done I give him to my dog and watch it eat him.

again, that was rob, not bob. i throw bob in a black hole.

I get Bob out at the other end, rip out his spinal cord, etc... rinse and repeat!!!

lol that was a substitute. REAL BOB is still on earth and i put him in an unbreakable case and he runs out of air and dies.

i broke the unbreakable case with a baseball bat.

I then wack him over the head with it until he dies

you missed and knock your self unconcious.

i feed him to a polar bear.

bakupenguin wrote:

you missed and knock your self unconcious.

i feed him to a polar bear which is dead.

I then feed him with the whole polar bear. He explodes because he eats so much (Read what u type afterwards to make sure u don't save BOB. I have made your error bigger and red so it is easier to see)

bakupenguin wrote:

you missed and knock your self unconcious.

i feed him to a polar bear.

thats all i said :/

yay 100th post! (mine)

I know but it is my way of saving BOB!

ok. bob was at home eating cheetos. that, was a doll