King of the Hill

In this game u need to control the hill. all you need to do is say my hill. the only catch is that if some one already owns the hill u need to kill them anyway u like!!!

I'll start:

My hill

Okay...

I impale you with a rusty spear and sell the blood as a new treacle.

And I make that my hill.

I drag you down the hill, and you neck breaks on the tumble down,
my hill!

I shoot u (original or what!)

My hill

you die of lung cancer, my hill!

I throw his eggs at you and you die of erm... egg shells through the eyes!!! (ouch!)

Myyy hiiiiilll!!!

Your ginger hair is actually fire, so you burn, my hill!

I take you with me, then I come back all pheonix like.

My heel!

I kill you with my new harry potter spell, stupidus tuus eum: He is stupid (this apparently kills you in some random way)
My hill

The "hill" which u were on was a volcano erupted and killed you. i find a real hill

My hill

I impale your 21st digit with a red hot poker and you die from the pain. (OUCH! Ooh, caps.)

My hill!

i teleport above you and drop a Nuke.

Guess what it is mah hill!

MY HILL!

I eat a banana, to become bananaman! I beat the crap out of you.
My hill

Your banana goes mouldy and you die.

I then install battery guns around the hill so for the next post you will not be able to take the hill. Monopoly card: Miss A Turn

My hill!

You die just casue your ugly and over wieght. Not my hill, yet, i use my miss a go card.

Wait a moment - Gefhx NUK'D the hill - how is there a hill left?
You die of radioactive poisioning. I spend the turn getting a biohazard suit.
Still my hill.

Your biosiut, was a infact a body swimsuit, so you r dead,
My hill

You die from repeated spelling errors.
Then I take a shotgun, ram it up your arse and shoot your innards out from the inside!
Ouchies.

Guess what? My hill.
Even though it's just spent nuclear waste by now.

I catch you in a pokeball, i then crush, so you are now a dead person...my hill

Ganondorf appears and flings the hill with you on it into space.
Then some Teletubbies make me a new one.

My hill!

Ganandorf drops the old hill on you and rebornevil fell of and died

My hill

No, Reborn Evil already exploded in space.
You die because you told a porky pie.
And because I got out Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. 4.0 Beta on you/

My hill

(You forgot to say my hill!!!)

Ridley comes and decapitates you then rips off your genetalia. I then use your blood to create a clone of you which will fend you off for the next turn.

Oh, and- my hill.

as the clone's brain is the same as mine we both have the same goal! Kill Angle_Halo!!!!!
We gang up on you and kick you down the hill after we've stolen all your money and your clone making stuff and all your weapons!!!

my hill