King of the Hill

I'm not a goth so i don't burn, so i kill you..again
My Hill

I fart and deadly fibre kills you.

Muahahahaha!

My hill.

I'm a ninja who holds his nose when someone ltes wind...I punch you....
My Hill

While u r doing all your karate tricks and stuff u shoot u in the head with the Wa2000!!!
My hill

I breath fire out of my mouth (How did i do that?)
Anyway, you dead.
My Hill

I attack u with a riot shield which is fire proof and bullet proof. You die.

My hill until i am banned hopefully!

i spear you and throw you in a car compacter,

my hill

I knock you in as well. Muahahaha!

Wait - what's a car compacter doing on a hill?

Meh, my hill.

And car compacter! Muahahahahahahahaha!

i throw you in and i gain super strength and throw you too mars and you cant breath and you explode.

my hill

??? you have to get rid of me.

$uper_£gg wrote:

In this game u need to control the hill. all you need to do is say my hill. the only catch is that if some one already owns the hill u need to kill them anyway u like!!!

I'll start:

My hill

Read the instuctins again

oh thats right... i throw you off the gill and you crack your neck and die. my hill

No wrong again! That was a cliff u were on! anyway i push u off the cliff and run other to the hill which is a few metres away!

MY HILL

i launch a death-from-above assault on you and obliderate you using planes. i jump down with a parachute and land on it.

MY HILL

I intercept your death-from-above assault and with my helicopter squad, these crash and fall on you.
My Hill

you have a heart attack from all the violence and die. my hill

I use the entire cache of nuclear weapons in the world and destroy the hill. Then I get a new hill in a secret area you can't get to!

My hill.
I even get a new car compacter!

Your fake moustache falls off, you bent over to get it. I push you of.
My Hill

You don't know where the hill is - you got the wrong hill! (ooh, bold.)

Still ma hill.

That's also the wrong one, this is the real one!
MY HILL!

I eat you alive.

My hill.

My hard skin breaks your teeth, I kick you gums and you bleed to death
My Hill.

I'm out of ideas, so I shoot you. (original or what?)

You forgot to say my hill
I'll take It
MY HILL!